The Simpsons decide to take a leisurely stroll through Springfield Park. They soon discover it’s been overrun by vagrants. Lisa appeals to Mayor Quimby to do something about the situation. At the suggestion of Miss Springfield, Quimby decides to hold a charity auction to raise funds for a clean-up operation. Later Homer and his family show up at the Springfield Civic Center, where the charity benefit is underway. Bart challenges Homer after he spots a mechanical basketball-shooting game. Bart makes fun of Homer’s athletic abilities when Homer loses the game. Homer retaliates by strangling Bart, and in the process Homer’s final ball bounces onto the ground and knocks four stuck basketballs loose. All five balls fall through the basket, and Homer wins. Homer is so elated he performs some wild dance moves, much to the delight of the crowd. Flanders videotapes Homer as he dances, and before long the footage appears on the Internet, and people all over the world laugh at Homer’s antics. Homer’s dance moves attract the attention of Deion Overstreet, the running back for the San Antonio Cow Skulls. Deion says his boring touchdowns have never made a highlight reel. He wants to buy the rights to Homer’s dance for a thousand dollars.

Homer shows Deion his moves, but his attitude is incredibly obnoxious. At one point Homer even moons Deion. Meanwhile Flanders watches television with Rod and Todd. Flanders is horrified by the “filth” on every channel, so he decides to use his video camera to film “the greatest script ever written:” the Bible. Flanders has Rod and Todd reenact various moments from the Old Testament. Meanwhile, with Homer’s coaching, Deion employs his new dance moves during a football game, with great success. Marge tells Homer he’s finally found the job he was meant to do. Before long Homer’s list of clients grows, and he gives dance lessons to Tom Brady, Yao Ming, Warren Sapp, and Michelle Kwan. Meanwhile Flanders screens his new movie at the First Church of Springfield. The violent reenactments of biblical events win over the crowd, and they contribute heavily to the collection plate. Mr. Burns notices the money flowing in, and smiles an evil smile. With Burns acting as financial backer, Flanders makes another film, this one even more violent than the last. During the screening Marge stands up and says she can’t take it anymore. She insists there’s more to the Bible than violent acts. She threatens to boycott Mr. Burns’ financial enterprises, prompting him to shelve the picture. Meanwhile Homer’s clients put their new dance moves to use. As Homer watches the games on television, two huge men suddenly break down the door. Homer is escorted to the office of the Commissioner of Football, who credits Homer for sending ratings through the roof. He wants Homer to produce the upcoming Super Bowl half-time show.

Homer grows increasingly terrified at the thought of producing the half-time show. He turns to Bart and Lisa for help, but Bart isn’t willing to share any of his ideas. With the half-time show only hours away, Homer drives to the First Church of Springfield, where he finds Ned praying in the front pew. Homer and Ned realize they can help each other. As the half-time celebration begins, a tractor pulls an ice rink into the field. Actors stage a recreation of Noah’s building of the ark. When the performance ends, the audience erupts in a chorus of boos. Kent Brockman explains that viewers are outraged over the half-time show’s “blatant display of religion and decency.” Later Marge congratulates Homer for a job well done… and uses eggs that people threw at the house to make some omelets.