The Simpsons Characters

Krusty, the Clown, nee Herschel Krustofski, AKA the "Maitre d' of Glee," is a kids TV-show host, all-around funnyman, and entrepreneur. As a child, Herschel Krustofski would do anything for a chance to entertain; as an adult, Krusty the Clown would do anything for a chance to make a buck, including phone sex, faking his own death, and getting a boob job. But he really rakes in the long green by shamelessly merchandising any product, regardless how shoddy. These include the Krustyburger Meat-Flavored Sandwich, Dr. Krusty Balloon-Animal Home Angioplasty Kit, Krusty's Non-Toxic Kologne (for the smell of the Big Top), and the ever-popular vaguely-refreshing Krusty Brand Pork Squeezin's.