Those of you who completed the online assessments at ‘Dharma Wants You.com’ will have been excited to find that your results and position within the Dharma initiative are available.
However the email that was sent to all who took part also revealed that even an organisation such as the Dharma initiative is not immune from the global credit crunch. The mail went on to announce that the organisation’s original plan to take the Dharma Initiative ‘…… to a new level of greatness as an organization promoting the peaceful social and technological advancement of all humankind’ had to be halted to due funds being tied up in ‘highly leveraged mortgage derivatives’.
Hans Van Eeghen, head of recruiting has also been suffering from personal traumas including …’ a broken marriage, heavy casino debt and some unfounded police charges..’ which have lead to him taking on a new position in the auto mobile industry in Dubai.
The Dharma initiative has been purchased however by none other than the TV show ‘Lost’ Readers are advised that show creator’s Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse will be in contact ‘…to explain to you their future plans for the Dharma Initiative and how these plans might affect you.’
You can read the full announcement here
