Meet the family who are about to up sticks and embark on an chaotic road trip across America.
Glenn
Glenn loves his country, his family and denistry.....but not necessarilt in that order. An eternal optimist, Glenn always sees the glass as half full. He's thankful for the chance to fulfill his dreams while living on the road with his family. Now if he could only just get his wife to "bond" with him more often, his checklist would be complete. But a dentist can dream.
Jackie
Jackie is a proud wife and mother. She is a creature of comfort and clean living, but she'll get used to life on the road in a cramped RV...if it doesn't kill her first. She is an overachiever who hasn't achieved all that much, but that's okay with her as long as the kids keep their sneakers off the furniture.
Conor
Conor is the dim-witted 13 year-old son of Glenn and Jackie. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in raging hormones. When Conor isn't thinking about girls, he is thinking about women. Who can blame him for marrying an Amish spinster? Or dressing up as a woman to fight in a boxing tournament? Or climbing a cell phone tower and burning his face off? Don't all 13-year-old boys do that?
Courtney
Courtney is Glenn and Jackie's 11-year-old daughter who lives her life as if she is the CEO of a fortune 500 company. Ever the workaholic, Courtney scopes each new adventure for a money-making oppertunity, but is still a little girl at heart. In her rare free time, Courtney can be found curling up with a gossip rag and trying on sparkly lip gloss. This is a girl who has trouble believing that she and her underachieving brother could possibly be from the same "parent company."
Wendy
Courtney's new 13-year-old assistant who tags along on the Martin's journey. Wendy has an oddly co-dependant relationship with Courtney as her best friend, confidant, and boss. Wendy will do anything for Courtney, even if it means holding her spit cup or lying to a formaer member of the Israeli military. This road trip has made Wendy a bona-fide member of the Martin family.
Canine
The family dog who is very self-concious about his oversized anus. He is lovably loyal, but when things go awry he has no problem passing judgement on the family that feeds and loves him.
