\"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-3.jpg","width":323,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-1.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-4.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"You always trust me. It's a big mistake.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-5.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-6.jpg","width":275,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me,' though, if you jumble it up.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-2.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
Dr. House - \"I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell.'\"<\/p>
Chase - \"Actually, I'm Australian.\"<\/p>
Dr. House - \"You put the Queen on your money, you're British.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-8.jpg","width":403,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-9.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Why don't I have high-def in my office? I'm a department head.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-10.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun?\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-2.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"A blowup doll would be more useful; and yes, that's the first time I've implied something negative about a blowup doll.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-1.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.'\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-11.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"The problem with sleeping with strangers is... they're strange.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-12.jpg","width":374,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"I noticed a trend: if no one does anything, sick people often get sicker.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-13.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Bad ideas indicate an open mind.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-3.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"If I have to walk somewhere, there better be at least five girls involved. And they'd better be working their way through college.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-8.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Confirmation is for wimps and altar boys.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-12.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/5/House-Site-Build-and-Lozenges-5.jpg","width":570,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
\"Don't blame me. Blame my gender.\"<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/House-Houseisms-Gallery-7.jpg","width":334,"height":364,"alt":"House on Sky1: House-isms"}];