Comic Book Guy Bio

Forty-five and friendless, Comic Book Guy is the portly, ponytailed proprietor of The Android's Dungeon, a comic book store catering to nerds of all ages, provided they have the emotional maturity of an eleven-year-old.  Comic Book Guy achieved his porcine good looks by rigorously following the dietary dictates of the snack food pyramid.  Nothing makes him happier than gobbling down row after row of marshmallow peeps or devouring a wheelbarrow full of tacos during the latest sci-fi marathon.  Immediately after which, he will broadcast his disdainful opinion throughout the world via the internet.